January 2012
- My Relationship With My Bestie
When We Fuck Some Shit Up
In The Car
When She Does Some Shit That I Don’t Like
When I Do Some Shit She Doesn’t Like
When We Just Swaggin
Mom Asks What We Doing
When We Go Somewhere Together
Backing Each Other Up
Shit, That’s My Nigga
What’s Gonna Break Us Apart ?
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
elementary school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg lucky
NO WONDER IT IS SO HARD TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
patswhassup:
talkdiirty:
randygraves:
ifuckingtriumph:
All of you fucking girls have some bullshit ridiculous dream guy created in your head and won’t settle for anything less.
You suck.
Maybe girls just don’t wanna date you or find you appealing to what they like!
You can’t blame ALL THE GURLZ! just cuz a few of them think you’re a faggot
How about you blame all the guys that...
That awkward moment when your "friends" don't...
younghollywoodcelebs:
Make Your Move...: My generation is in a league of... →
indybobindy:
My generation is in a league of our own. We have hearts as soft as Charmin and our skin’s tough like stone. &We do get stoned. You wouldn’t even know how much weed we blow. But don’t forget the swishers. My generation is the only generation where the “bad” girls are the good ones. &”Swag” is the…
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Playing Hide And Seek as a kid
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
Some other asshole sees you in a good spot and they come in, youre like
But the seeker already finished counting, so youre like
You hear the seeker near you, and they keep laughing so youre like
They find you guys and youre like
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